Blog the First

So...This is a blog. I was advised, heavily, to start one as an 'outlet'...
Like I need an outlet... Why would I use an outlet, anyway?
Thanks, oh protege mine.
*sigh*
Well... In case you haven't noticed, I use a lot of ellipses... It's the way I talk, it's the way I type.
So, subject of the day: Internet Addiction.
Fact: You're reading this random blog of a nobody blogger who was forced into blogging.
Conclusion: You have Internet addiction.
Internet addiction is characterized by excessive internet use, rapid and enormous mood swings when seperated from the internet for any reasonable length of time, knowing what "memes" and "4chan" are, reading more than five webcomics/subscribing to more than five blogs/having a "live bookmark" to anything, as well as possible shakes when being forced through withdrawal.
And now, I've probably alienated any readers I would ever have, as well as confusing anyone reading from the future (one reason I was told to start this blog... right...)
Who says the internet will be around in the future, anyway? Might it not easily be replaced by something, which in turn is replaced, so on and so forth? How far in the future anyway? Maybe this'll end up in a museum... I can see it now:
"This rather obscure shard of the ancient "Internet" of the late 20th and early 21st century, is theorized to have only survived the great Internet Inquisition for it's relatively obscure location, harmless content, and infrequent updates. It is nothing more than a, and here I quote the first *ahem* "post" of the "blogger" who went by the, erm, "Username" of "Highlander", it is nothing more than " random blog of a nobody blogger who was forced into blogging." Curiously enough this "blogger" in the slang of the time, nothing but someone who posts a personal journal for all to see, foretold this vary event. In fact, it was his first post from which I got this speech talking about his first post..." Wow, meta prophesy...
Yeah, I'm entirely sane, why do you ask?
Anywho, that's me, that's my first post (like anyone cares... not to sound emo, but honestly, who will?) And at that, I bid thee all a fond goodnight!